50shades-of-impregnation:

There’s just something about hotel windows, isn’t there, littledipper?

An older, experienced gentleman would know that as with most high-rises these days the hotel windows are actually reflective on the outside…

But if the idea excited you he’d also be too polite to point it out, wouldn’t he?

So many ways to have you on, over, and in my lap, puppy.  

Want to say “not sure which of us was more surprised…”

But you wouldn’t be surprised at all, would you, thistledown?

Close you’re eyes and daydream of me daydreaming of taking you to work so I can snack at my desk…

When we have all the time in the world let’s make summer last forever…

It’s not what we can see in a photo that makes it arousing, is it?  Instead it’s what we know!

And for the record, kittycat, an older, experienced gentleman will make dire promises to play with your pussy in semi-public places… but will discreetly wait to see if you open your legs when he touches your knee.

This isn’t just a matter of consent or boundaries, though of course it is that.  Instead when you open your legs it’s really fucking hot!

biglove2019:

Y’know, long as Tumblr’s going to be a pooter I’m just going to go ahead and post fun things every now and then too.

“Road head” might be a terrible idea (really, it’s a terrible idea!) but there are other lovely things two people can do to pass the time on a long drive, aren’t there, lightswitch?

Almost getting caught is soooo hot!  Getting caught, on the other hand, is bad sexual ethics because by the definition of “getting caught” you’ve just involved someone else without their consent.