Posts Tagged ‘toys and tools’
Buy a vibrator. Use it on your girl before, during and after sex.
Men PSA: toys are your friend. TRUST ME.
God PLEASE use toys ????????
Ahaha! This used to be the most radical notion ever! An ego-destroying âinsultâ to men. âWhat, my dick isnât enough to satisfy youâ being perhaps the mildest!
But really, omg, even if it were true that every one of us was a selfish louts or a Georgetown-Prep-style abuser arenât us guys at least supposed to be natural handymen with tools? ????
But really, toys or tools, they rarely work very well on us but ohhh but they usually work very well for you, lambswool!
Iâve been saying lately that cocks are great for those hard to reach places but clits arenât very hard to reach. Vibrators, on in the other hand, reach them very nicely, donât they?
Mr-Feelgood-Stuff â Â âTake Your Pleasure Seriouslyâ
Sometimes I just want this. Not the ropes or the cuffs. Not the paddle or the plug. Nothing intricate or drawn out.
Just you.
Your raw power, your unadorned, unfettered lust.
I want to know you couldnât wait another minute to have me. That this couch or chair or even the floor will have to do. That the desire thrumming through my veins has met its match in you and you can satiate every hunger I have.
The dark needs. The tender moments.
I want your thick cock filling me up, my pulse hammering to a rythym your hips have set. I want your filthy words, your hungry mouth, your firm grip.
I want to be OWNED. Bite marks and bruises and tender abrasions Iâll only feel in the cold light of tomorrow. Because tonight Iâll be mindless with pleasure and need.
I want to be your greedy, grasping mess. A girl who says âyes Sirâ and âmore pleaseâ and begs sweetly (and then desperately) to be allowed to cum.
I want you animalistic and unapologetic.
Driven by your desires to fuck me into oblivion.
A good top understands what really matters is being there. And not just showing up. Everything else is bells and whistles.
Might be a little more naughty than usual, but this is a fun reminder that collar rings can be good for all kinds of things and not just leashes, huh, puppy?
Getting you close with a wand and then keeping you circling the rim with a brush? It would seem like torture if we didnât both enjoy it, hmm, buttontop?
Wait! Where do you get a porcelain shower bar like that? Never mind why. Or where the hell one would put it in even the most over the top bathroom.
Thing is, if it were good only for riding and grinding? Little elf youâre DEFINITELY worth it.
Because they usually undermine the imagery of both of the metaphors that are combined, mixed metaphors are generally considered bad form. But sometimes people also like to play with mixed metaphors. It can be a fun way to turn a clichĂ© on its head.Â
– Grammar Girl
Mmm, nothing wrong with mixing french maid caps and kittycat tail plugs!
(Hmm. If one was to make fun of anything about this mixing – not something Iâd advocate anyway – it would be how much effort sheâs put into her costume vs. him in a moisture-wicking t-shirt.)