“…apparently America’s Most Hirsute Pickup Artist has tweeted a video of himself explaining that Cardi B’s buttocks-intensive new video is a plot to make men gay.”

Man but “pickup artists” and similar species of incels are an anxious bunch of snowflakes!

If they can’t tell the difference between women’s butts and men’s… I mean wtf?!?!

Technically speaking while a corset is not against the dress code, my dear, you do need to show you’re able to breathe properly under all circumstances.

Though maybe properly isn’t the right word…

I’m not a punishing Daddy.  But if I was I’d hardly spank you – you like spankings!  But chores?  Chores it would be, cottonball!

The discreet charm of sex in semi-public places…

femalemaster33:

Ready for her rectal exam

!

I… might have a little Victorian medical roleplaying fetish too. What do you think of when someone says “the doctor will see you now,” biscuit?

That’s far enough, isn’t it?

Oooh!  For those of us old enough to remember spending summers on farms where they really did have parlors.  And still used carpet beaters.  And livestock chains!

But not in the parlors…

At least now while us kids were around. 

????

On verbal and non-verbal consent.

It would be inappropriate to force you over the bed and take down your pants and slide my belt off and spank you without getting your clear verbal consent.

But if I say “would you like a spanking” and you’re out of your pants and across the bed before I get my belt off then verbal consent is still a good idea… even if it’s not strictly necessary.