Posts Tagged ‘real daddies / fake daddies’
Things Daddies should do for their Littles
.Iâm really over seeing all of the fake sickos out there labeling themselves as âDaddiesâ. Itâs really dangerous and harmful to littles, who make themselves so vulnerable and impressionable.
These are the things REAL daddies do.
-say Goodnight/ Good Morning every single day
-Pick out or help pick out pajamas.
-Order for your little or help them decide and help them tell the server at restaurants.
-Buckle her in when you go for car rides/remind her to do so if youâre not there.
-Brush her hair
-Support all of her big space goals/ventures
-Play silly games with her.
– Make, or help her make, her meals when possible.
-Take her on adventures.
-Kiss her owies and her boo boo lip when sheâs sad/hurt.
-Tie her shoes.
-Give her a chore chart, and stick to it!
-Turn on her favorite cartoons/Disney Movies.
-Remind her that sheâs yours.
-Know all her stuffiesâ names.
-Tuck her in at night.
-Read/tell her stories whenever she needs them.
-Open doors for her.
-Reach things stowed in high cabinets/shelves.
-Make sure all expectations and consequences are enumerated in RULES
-Color WITH her. Donât just watch unless thatâs what she asks for.
-Let her know when itâs naptime/bedtime (and donât fall for the little voice/puppy dog eyes like me when she tries to get out of it).
-Baby her when sheâs sick or depressed.
-Use your daddy voice.
-Bring her surprises.
-Help her get into little space when sheâs having a hard day.
-Bathe her.
-Hold her hand in public places.
-Make a big deal about all her accomplishments, no matter how small.
-Refill her sippy cup.
-Call her adorable pet names (princess, babygirl, kitten, little one, etc.).
-Protect her against all things big and scary (and adulty).
-Support and encourage her participation in the dd/lg community.
-Administer punishments/provide discipline when necessary and appropriate (or for fun!).
-Give her princess parts special attention.
-Fuck her like no other.
-AFTERCARE AFTERCARE AFTERCARE
**Daddy is NOT just a title used in the bedroom. 99% of being a REAL DD lies in taking on the caregiver role!!!**
DISCLAIMER: These apply for Mommies and Little Boys too.
None of us are perfect. Not all of us can achieve our goals. Including me. So I post these things not to hold you accountable but to help me be accountable.
âThe universe is more likely to give you what you want if you ask for it than if you make it try and guessâ â me.
tumblr âDomâ bingo! if you get a bingo, get the hell out of there.
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Sigh. Iâve been… some of these. I still say âmmm.â Iâm too wordy every to say only âhey.â I have an equivalency degree in typos and grammatical errors. I used to think I was a ânice guy.â
I read so many of these things and just think âthereâs a lot of hurting cowboys out there.â And it makes me think itâs a very bad idea to message anyone out of the blue if youâre horny, even  especially if their blog is whatâs made you horny.
And WTF anal without lube?
As a soft Daddy and even when I thought I was just a shitty Dom I had (and have) a really bad sense of what good âpunishmentâ would be. But since so many people like to give blowjobs and get spankings… well… yeah, thatâs probably the kind of âpunishmentsâ Iâd assign. (But again, soft Daddy = not actually punishing anyone.)
I can make an excellent case that safewords are actually kind of dangerous… but thatâs not what the Bingo square is talking about, is it?
âOne dickâ poly isnât really poly, is it?
But yeah, I see most of these things and just think how many guys out there (itâs mostly guys) who could get a clue if they just stopped and thought about it for a minute. Ok, maybe a couple of days. And yeah, Iâm still unlearning things Iâve uncritically picked up over the years so itâs not like Iâm anybodyâs paragon of virtue either.
Just gonna put it out there that I appreciate Julie Andrews as much as the next person, but if we want to cut down on the number of Bingo âwinnersâ out there somebodyâs got to repeal that stupid âI am sixteen going on seventeenâ song, and the entire ideology behind it that men automatically know more about sex (and life!) than women, that older people understand more than younger ones, etc. Â
Because, man, the best way to become a good top (Dom, Daddy, Sadist, etc.) is from a more experienced bottom! An unfortunate part of the damnable-domly-dom phenom is that if youâre new to topping you get the false impression that youâve got to bluster your way through, fake it till you make it, and generally try and swagger around as if all the bullshit that gets posted about D/S in Tumblr memes were instructions and not wank-facilitators. (âNo lubeâ and âno safewordâ and getting killed and eaten by Hannibal Lector sounds hot when youâre jilling or jacking and youâre trying to get that last bit of stimulation to get over the top. When really, with a partner, yeah, not so much.)
My point being that the baffled-and-frustrated contingent is probably a lot higher than the unadulterated-asshole contingent. This doesnât excuse any such behavior. But it does remind me thereâs an awful lot of folks who need some serious mentoring.Â
Bleah.
Now Iâm depressed.
No, wait, I already was depressed. The first post I saw in my Tumblr feed this morning went something like âfirst, daddyâs going to spank you, then Iâm going to fuck your mouth till youâre begging for daddyâ and sprained my eye-rolling muscles. After reading @taylortheslutâs post I could have said âwelp, thatâs pretty much Bingo right there.â Â
Sigh.
Why would a dom/master ever tell his sub that if he wanted to, he could “easily break her spirit” but that he doesn’t because he is a nice guy. What the fuck lol? Doesn’t sound like a dom or master to me. Sounds like an abusive thing to say. I stood up for myself and said no, I would not be anyone’s whore or have my spirit broken, and now he is implying I’m mentally ill.. Due to my reaction which was NOT friendly at all. I even did a dance about it. This sort of thing seems not okay. I’m strong.
First of all, yeah, âWhat the fuckâ is the universal safe word. Sounds like youâre using it correctly.
Iâm sure those words send some Subs and Slaves into delighted shivers. Maybe his former partner did.
But a good top… a good partner… understands that youâre not their last partner, youâre you.
And doesnât come barreling in with silly assertions like that.
Also people who say âbut Iâm nice so I wonâtâ often arenât and often will.
If you think he might be somehow be right about your mental health then a) block his ass and b) get a professional opinion from someone whoâs not disappointed heâs not getting into your pants. Fuck him.
And if he just barged into your inbox with that line? Yeah, just block his silly ass. You may or may not be a Sub. And may or may not want a Dom. But a kink relationship is a relationship first. If you wouldnât put up with that from a vanilla dating match you sure as hell donât have to put up with it from a rando âDomâ from Tumblr.
Good choices. Nicely done. And thanks for letting me know.
I just blocked a Dom cause he tried to tell me to shave and he wasn’t my Dom and my goal isn’t for someone to own me. I’m just curious about your stance on this? Him and I hadn’t discussed grooming and I wasn’t under rules or anything.
Men shouldnât make demands of submissives if they have not yet earned their submission, unless it is play that both parties have discussed and consented in. Just because you pop in on a submissive for a few days and call yourself a Dom, doesnât mean you are one, or get to enjoy any of the privileges that go with earning that title. You would be within your rights to do what he asked, point out that he was getting ahead of himself, or outright deciding its a bad sign and walking away.
*No one should make demandsâŚ
A slight change to the answer to make clear that women are also capable of being shitty and domineering.
What @willowgirl713 said! No one gets to make demands that are outside mutually agreed on boundaries.
As always, always, always, pull this back to the non-kink context. (Remember, kink happens on top of expectation of normal behavior, not instead of normal expectations.)
So it would be weird if this guy tried to tell you to give him your bank account info or car keys, right? Right. Even if youâd been on a couple of dates with him, right? Right!
And as the anon said, he might be a âdomâ (though Iâm skeptical) but heâs not her Dom. Even though it sounds like they might have been been on the Tumblr equivalent of a couple of âdates.â Â
No matter how Submissive or Little or Masochistic you are, just keep asking yourself what would you say if a neighbor tried to get you to do A Thing (like shaving.) What would you say if it was a barista at your local coffee shop, or a personal trainer, or a get-out-the-vote doorbeller? Â
The very least youâd do is block them, right! And no one would be surprised if you told them off. Point is that being a Sub doesnât open you up to anything that being a sheetmetal worker doesnât open you up to.
And to forestall a bunch of âyeah, butâs,â sure a cop can certainly tell you to go back another way at a blocked intersection, but she still canât tell you to shave, right? Right.
Itâs not about kink, itâs about civility.
(Note: âfoidâ is evidently incel-speak for âfeminoidsâ or, you know, women.)
Iâm gonna say this with all the love and care and generosity in my big, soft heart, but incels would be a lot happier if they got over their social indoctrination that theyâre heterosexual. Or sexual, period.
Abstinence has historically been an easy out for closeted asexuals. Misogyny and misandry has historically been protective coloration for gay and Lesbian self-deniers.
It might have made sense in places where intolerance was through the roof and, say, lynching and burning at the stake were common consequences. But itâs heartbreaking to see so many young men trying desperately to reconcile their heteronormative indoctrination with their authentic needs.
Pity isnât the same thing as excusing. Their grievous misunderstanding makes them very dangerous men. But itâs still ok to wish theyâd just look a little deeper and realize theyâre not straight or theyâre entirely non-sexual.
Against Human Sexual Selection
For the (historical) record, on my old, original blog I spent a lot of time heaping scorn and verbal abuse on the huge array of âsociobiology,â itâs allegedly more fact-based bastard child âevolutionary psychology,â and the various trolls, MRAs and incels who devour it like flies on shit.
The basic thrust of all these âdisciplinesâ builds down to, basically, explaining why creepers canât get dates. Usually, the theory always goes, women are feckless gold diggers with strong preferences for racist bugaboos.
My counteragument was always that historically, in, you know, actual capital-P Patriarchy all âsexual selectionâ took place between… heads of households cutting deals with other heads of households using marriage of offspring and vassals as tokens of exchange.
The studies aggregated in the link above backs up my (fairly well-informed) intuition with academic vigor.
Clue: in 200 âhunter gathererâ societies the average age of marriage for men is roughly age 21. And berate age for âwomenâ girls? 14!đ¤Ž
And one of the key determinants for the manâs âreproductive success? marriage selection? His affinity or utility to… the âbrideâsâ father.
Not a lot of room there for sociobiologyâs fetishization of ovulation, semen consumption, preferences for âalphâ males or scorn for âbetas,â womenâs oddity of coming from straight vanilla intercourse, etc.
Glad to see it all laid it more clearly than I ever felt I was able to.
Also fuck that shit. Give me a decent society where women can be CEOs, authors, and scientists instead of getting sidelined as self-cleaning cock sleeves. Update: because if nothing else that kind of society give me, and us, far more, and vastly hotter sex than 10,000 knee-squeezing âalpha maleâ wannabes and their generally pinched and transaction-oriented Patriarchal ideals could possibly imagine.
(Hint: you think women arenât interested in stoop-chested MRAs, good luck imagining theyâd do better sucking up to theirl fathers back I. The âgood old days.â Because ahahahah, yeah, no.
Hi Mr. Instructor, I’m having some trouble being little right now after a friend, who introduced me to the life, told me I was a bad sub because I’m a paramedic and an E.R. Physician Assistant. He said that because both of my jobs require me to be in charge and in control means I’m not a real submissive. I’m just a little stuck right now. My personality has always been what I now know as “little” but now idk what to do. Any advice?
Does this friend think that submissive men canât be managers or CEOs? Because I know thatâs very much a thing.
Iâm very much what is referred to commonly as an âalpha submissiveâ. I am a strong ass, independent, intelligent woman who handles her shit. I work in a male dominated industry, where I have to be better because if not, I wouldnât be respected. Between customers not trusting the information I give them because I lack a penis, or from the sales reps, distributors and accounts people I deal with daily, I need to be on my game. I have earned respect, and am sought out for my expertise and assistance by my compatriots in my industry now. But when I am not handling my business, there is nothing I crave more than crawling into Daddyâs lap and being smol. I do not age regress (at least not in the way that is generally thought of), but that safe place and the vulnerability his presence allows is necessary and allows me to be in the place I need. Do NOT let some clueless asshat take away your identity, or tell you how you fail or arenât a true submissive. Be you, be smol, go into your little space and embrace and love it. Just also be proud of your badass, business handling self đ
Iâm not a giant fan of the word âalpha submissiveâ for reasons the very assertive Submissive Elia Winters nicely articulated in her blog a few years ago
Whoever told you that is a fucking idiot who doesnât understand what being a submissive means. Hereâs a copy/paste from the vault of something I wrote ages ago that encapsulates it:
âI know submissives who wear jeans and t shirts and sneakers, who are bookworms, gamer chicks, RPG players, and programmer nerds. I know submissives who would break an ankle in short order if they tried to wear heels, and who would sooner be put on denial for a year than wear a dress. Submissives who rappel out of helicopters into fire, who run hundred milers, who squat more than their bodyweight, who box and MMA. Submissives who are EMS personnel, warfighters, police officers, trauma unit nurses, doctors, lawyers, ranchers, up and coming businesswomen, entrepreneurs, carpenters. In short, they are real, live human beings, just like you, and all are amazing submissives.â
The term âalpha subâ presumes that there is a default correlation between a personâs role in consensual power exchange â Dominant or submissive â and that personâs life outside of the bedroom. The term assumes that most sexual submissives are submissive all the time, so the ones who arenât need a special term to define them. If you donât identify as an alpha sub, you must just be a pushover. The fact that the term is used to define female subs rather than male subs speaks to another prejudice, that female subs are more likely to be ânaturally submissiveâ all the time and therefore need a special term to define the âoutliersâ who, of course, arenât really outliers at all. While well-intentioned, itâs another term that separates us and puts us in imaginary competition with each other. âOh, Iâm better than other subs. Iâm an alpha sub.â
– Elia Winters
Point being that not all Submissives are kick-ass power-suiters… any more than Doms are for that matter. Submissive is a kink not a class and definitely not a status.
That said? Oh my fucking god I strive to be mild mannered, and I was raised to be and work hard at it. But as the Quaker said when his cow kicked him and the milk bucket ânay, Bossie, I wonât strike thee… but on the morrow Iâll trade thee to the Baptist and heâll beat the hell out of you.â
Whoever âadvisedâ @instructor144â˛s Anon that you canât be a Sub or (hackles definitely rising cause this is my turf!) canât be a Little if youâre a competent, capable professional-caregiver adult! Because just like you donât have to be an âalphaâ to be a Sub you sure as hell can be! Fuck him and the horse he rode up on for spouting that kind of bullshit!
Others have already given the anon wonderful advice so Iâm not preaching to the choir here – that sermonâs done said.
But (to continue my unexpected theological metaphor) Iâd like to send the rest of you out in the world to spread the good word: kink in general and D/Lg in particular is not about age, or gender, or whoâs on top, or who sucks what, or orientation, or whether youâre a dom or a sub, or whether youâre a brat or doormat, or occupation or education level. Itâs not about weight or height or experience level. And oh dear god but itâs not about status or class!
You can be a Little if thatâs what makes your heart beat a little faster, if thatâs what feels like coming home, and itâs only extra credit if thatâs what makes you hard or wet too – there are plenty of non-sexual Littles. You can be a Little if thatâs what makes you feel happy. Or, if youâre usually gloomy, if that at least makes you happier. And thatâs it. Thatâs all! There are no other rules.
Honestly, what goes through peopleâs heads when they say shit like that to newcomers? And as a Daddy, whoâd say a thing like that to a beginning Little!!!
Ugh!!! Â
Look. To shift religions slightly, weâre all born with a bag of shit around our necks; our purpose in life is to take as much shit out of our bag as weâre able… without put it into anyone elseâs bag. And somebody dropped a fresh, stinky turd in that poor anonâs.
how do you recognize being a traditional submissive with being a feminist”? i struggle a lot reading texts talking about being a “good traditional girl for him” but also it’s what feels right in the moment??
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Iâm new to reading âtradfemâ blogs and I find some of them completely at odds with myself and my values. I try to ignore those ones and only seek out what feels good and right to me. I love the traditional aesthetic, and I love some of the aspects of the values, but Iâm happy to pick and choose what Iâll take or leave. Same thing with kink blogs.
I would never be okay with a world based on traditional gender roles. From my studies and lived experiences I know that gender roles are socially constructed – not biological – and that they cause more harm than good. Ideally, everyone should be able to express their gender the way that makes sense to them.
I also have a kink for submission and forced femininity. That isnât at odds with my values, because it happens only between consenting partners in a kink setting. I love cooking and dressing up and cleaning for my Sir, but I would never accept a vanilla boyfriend expecting me to do housework for him because he thinks itâs my job. Sir and I have an understanding that our dynamic is negotiated (we have a contract and everything) and that the sexism we roleplay is play, not reality. He enjoys the role of the dominant controlling man, but he also knows that when he needs it I can step out of my role as subservient little girl and can give him advice, or criticize him, or do whatever. Itâs all about communication and trust.
Feminism is the fight for the liberation of all people from patriarchy. When Iâm having fun with my loving boyfriend roleplaying something that gets us both off, and I know that throughout the whole experience he respects me as an equal and wonât take advantage of my vulnerability, I donât think Iâm straying too far from that fight. I wouldnât say kink is feminist, especially straight bdsm with a man as the dom and woman as the sub, but I donât think itâs necessarily always anti-feminist
Thanks for bearing with the long response!
THE key difference between D/S Submission or being a D/Lg Little, or being into humiliation play, having a forced into âtraditionalâ femininity or other, similar kinks and actual, real misogynistic âtraditional femininity,â abuse, and discrimination is…
Whether that shit follows you when you walk out of the bedroom door. And the front door. And your office, workplace, or church door. Or just walking down the goddamn street.
I mentioned earlier today (or meant to, or it could be in my queue) that pretty much all the people who like their asshole touched when theyâre about to come have exactly zero interest whatsoever in having their asshole touched when theyâre crunching to submit form R-377 to the head office under deadline.
Itâs the same with any kind of traditional gender roles. Hot in bed, if it makes you wet and/or hard. Decidedly not anywhere else.
The other comparison: itâs hot playing cop/prisoner games with handcuffs with your sweetie in the bedroom, itâs straight-up non-sexy hell in the back of a police cruiser on the way to jail.
Use the fortune-cookie game rules: Itâs just a kink of you only mean â…in bed.â
Because it’s intoxicating. Because we want to drown in your juices and scent. Because we want to feel you lose control and grind on us as the unleashed needy girl we made you. Because we can grab you by the hips and force another orgasm. Because it makes our dick hard. Because it’s what you’re told do. Because it’s MY pussy to eat any way I want to. Now get up there and RIDE!
What Anon said.
And a big hatâs off to @instructor144 for handling the equally stupid âhow can you let a Sub be on topâ at the end.
Good rule of thumb here, boys and girls: long as itâs between two competent, consenting adults itâs a damn bad idea to tell a Dom, Daddy, or other power-exchange top what they can or can not do. isnât it? Got that? Repeat it! Louder! Alright now go sit back down.
You eat pussy/ass? How that can be a Dom thing?
What in the bluest of all blue hellsâŚ
Do you know how to eat pussy/ass? When you do it properly, you pull the soul out of her body and keep it in your possession until the desperate little thing strives to be good enough to deserve it again. It doesnât get much more Dom than that.
Ahahahahaha! Big hats off to @theimperfetc!Â
That anonâs poor partner! Or possibly the anon, because a rather surprising number of women Subs go cold when a top does something they see as âweak.â But either way…
Ahahahah! Yeah, how can eating pussy or ass be âa Dom thing?â
Angel, baby, pumpkin pie thereâs nothing more Dominant than reducing you to the point where the tip of my tongue has whatâs left of your mind floating three states away while your helpless little body stays behind, panting and gurgling and hips held down in a strong manâs grip while shaking like an off-balance washer trying to spin.
You donât get that then you seriously donât get topping. You canât even do that then you need to go back to school, son. You’re not able to enjoy putting someone there you have no idea what youâre missing!
Nothing wrong with not wanting to eat your sweetie any more than her not wanting to suck your dick. Same with not wanting someone to go down on you. But donât be an asshole about it and claim âDoms donât do that.â Cause bullshit we can and do.
(Next thing youâll be saying Subs canât be on top, and ahahaha, oh yeah you can.)